Saturday, November 7, 2009

A visit from your favorite Uncle!

Hey ladies and gentlemen! We got our first non-live blog guest blog and it's from Uncle Johnny! Lets see what he has to say:

I am absolutely sick of all of these pitiful fans and Yankee haters constantly complaining about how bad their respective teams are and how the evil empire bought another title. To all of those sorrow pusses out there, let's look at the facts. Last year, the lowly pirates brought in $40 million dollars in luxury taxes and revenue sharing. Additionally, they received another $35 million from the MLB central fund. This money was in the pirates owners pockets before they sold (or didn't sell) one ticket. Most of this money came from the two most hated franchises in sports, the yanks and the Sox. So instead of despising us, how about thanking us for even having a chance to field a team. What's so crazy is that is only one team. If you include all of the losing teams that can't fit their own bill, teams like the Yankees, Sox, cubs, and cards should be barely surviving themselves. So how do these winning teams keep winning? They spend money and are not cheap. They enjoy winning and want to please and excite their loyal followers. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with any of that. So here's some advice to the pirates, the royals, and the mariners...start spending our money. Stop hating and start thanking... Maybe you will be having a parade one day as well... And I'm not talking about the Macys thanksgiving day parade.

-Johnny Vegas

1 comment:

  1. Great post Johnny! Thanks for the addition and lets get some more soon!

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